As more and more people start reading my reviews (yes from 10 people to 20!!1!), not everyone will get the insults I include, so I decided to write up this handy dandy insult FAQ. Most of these guys are from #animecentral@etg. So here's the low down on who's who:

HKenshin - Genius engineer from Berkeley who's smarter than you and whose opinion is never wrong. His grammar and spelling are often wrong though. The maintainer and reviewer for this page. Awesome to levels only approached by Strongbad. Oh who am I kidding, he's just another anime fansubber loser.

Drago/Dragosmore - He's a white boy math geek from Rochester Institute of Technology. He translates for the fansub group Triad and about 20 other groups. In fact he whores his translations around so much, he's often referred to as Dragowhore. Anyway he has an an usual propensity to like really bad or boring shoujo anime and anything with elementary school aged girls wearing yellow hats. Whether he is a true pedophile or simply a pedo poser is hard to say. He also says things like "Uwaaa" which make one question his sexuality. Truly frightening person.

Ele/Elepsis - He's a loser white boy computer geek from Gay Georgia Institute of Technology. He has an unnaturally strong attraction to asian females and anime that is soporific. The fact he likes asian girls though, means that often times girls his age look twelve. So you could say he has a closet lolicon. He also has a ribbon fetish. I suppose that's ok, but no one wears ribbons over the age of 16. It's just not natuarl. Oh and he supposedly edits for some group named Genbu that releases 1 episode every 2 years. Mostly harmless.

Zalas - Some chinese dude from cornell, doing his Ph.D in computer science at Stanford. Needless to say he's really smart. But that doesn't stop him from playing H-games or being a Leaf-Key fanboy. He's the one who told me the term "hakagi" (葉鍵). He's only included because I can use him as the whipping boy for liking boring harem anime. You know, he's the stereotypical kind of guy who claims to play H-games for "the story" and watch harem anime for "the plot". Yea. Right.

Mikedude - Metrosexual/Gay/Bi-curious guy from University of Flordia studying pre-pharm. His taste in anime competes with Drago and Ele for the title of "liking the shittiest anime ever." His bad taste in anime is only surpassed by his bad taste in over priced clothing. This is amazing because he buys every anime dvd under the sun with his trust fund. His dad stole $100 million from Worldcom or something, cuz I don't see how he could afford all that shit otherwise.

Kanna - Some Canadian timer for Triad. Wow a Canadian in fansubbing. Never seen one before. >.> Anyway he's a self proclaimed lolicons. What is it with Triad and pedophiles and lolicons? At least he's honest. Well other than his disturbing fondness of prepubescent girls doing sex acts, he's rather cool.

Enron - Another white boy. He has a megane complex. Update: for those of you who don't know what a megane complex is, it means having a fetish for (girls) who wear glasses.

Chris Beveridge/CBev - Fat ass self-important industry puppet/twit who runs animeondvd. Couldn't spot a good anime if he was force fed it. Though with how fat he is, I don't think he'll EVER need to be force fed. His taste in anime is as bad as he is fat. And he's really fat. His reviews are about as honest as Al Capone. If an anime is licensed by ADV, it's an automatic A+ accross the board, because ADV pays his bills. And who can forget his favorite catch phrase, "FLAWLESS TRANSFER." WHAT THE FUCK IS A FLAWLESS TRANSFER? Anyway he's a tool. And fat. Did I mention fat? 1-800-94-Jenny. Call it today. You need it. Update: For those of you screaming I'm being unfair and mean, check out this picture before you judge me.

Bayoab - Antisocial, introvert, near-Canadian math geek at a worthless, but over priced liberal arts college in Maine. For some reason, he thinks FMA and Gashbell own. I can't figure out why. He also wishes people "Die and have a good die." Another of his most memorable quotes: "I know too much japanese to edit." Claims to be a fansubber, but the last time we saw a release from him, the japanese had just bombed Pearl Harbor. Actually I'm just being mean. Bay is a good guy.

AndrewLB - Famous for this bash.org quote. He's a cherry red tomato who runs his own website He generally likes really bad anime, but his tastes are no where near as bad as Ele or Drago, because he acknowledges the stuff he likes is terrible. He's currently studying linguistics to learn how to say "Would you like fries with that?" in 147 different languages. Plans to work at a McDonald's in every country that has one.

Ronin - Seemingly normal and helpful person till you find out he's a purveyor of pedophilic hentai doujinshi. One could even go as far as calling him the king of pedo-hdoujin. The FBI would have arrested him if he didn't live in a soft on pedo europeon country.

So that's the character list so far. I'll add more as I insult more people with my reviews.